Sunday, September 28, 2008

Scientology Braff

Last night, I was watching a scene from the sadly underrated film "Perfect," and it dawned on me that John Travolta, and especially his jowels, belongs near the top of our list of men who look like Zach Braff. I couldn't decide which Travolta was the Braffiest. What do you think?:

Yadda Yadda Braff

Thank you, Anna, for submitting. We can't believe we never noticed that Jerry Seinfeld has a decidedly Braffian set of features.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

lipstick on a braff

We know that McCain was on Raffaelo Follieri's yacht in 2006 to celebrate his 70th birthday Beyonce-style and possibly to garner much coveted Catholic votes for his pending campaign trail, according to The Nation.

But perhaps Raff and McCain's connection ran deeper than we think. What else could they possibly have in common besides romantic partners who don't seem to ask enough questions?
oh maybe they both look like ZACH MOTHERFUCKING BRAFF

Exhibit a: A young John McCain

Exhibit b: An ageless zach braff extending his chin to add a little much needed definition

uncanny right?

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Can you tell me how to get to Braffame Street?*

When both a reader in Germany (a large country in Europe known for its sausage, beer, and love of David Hasselhoff) and in the good ol' USA alerted us to the resemblance between ZB and Telly (whom you might remember as the Muppet most in need of Paxil), we knew something had to be up. Turns out TMZ may have scooped us on this one. Argh, foiled again!!

* Admittedly, this is a terrible pun. Suggestions are welcome.

Critically Acclaimed Braff

Doug Olear of "The Wire." NO we haven't watched it yet and YES we know it's really great, blah blah blah, now leave us alone so we can watch "Rock of Love."

(Thank you to reader, Matthew, for being more highbrow than we are.)

Wednesday, July 9, 2008


Look, the dude from Nickelback (whose name I don't know and refuse to Google) looks just like Zach Braff, if Zach Braff were cast in a remake of "Empire Records." Thank you to reader Derek, who sumbmitted this and even made the pun for us.

Mac Braff

Drew may have broken his heart, but we'll always love Justin Long, if only because of those Braffy features.

Preachy Braff

Pastor and self-help author, Joel Osteen. This one came from reader Brian. We swear.


One of the most rewarding aspects of creating a hugely successful blog--other than the oodles of money and Pulitzer Prizes, that is--is the opportunity to expand our horizons beyond the very wide scope of celebrities we already know too much about. One such gift came today in the form of this submission from reader Neil, who alerted us to the overwhelming Braffiness of NASCAR driver David Reutimann. I never knew this man existed, but I am sure glad that I do now, even if it means that I will have to make room for this knowledge by forgetting even more of the Italian I took in college or the causes for World War 1. Some things are more important. Now all I can do is pray that David Reutimann does something crazy so Zach can play him in the TV movie. Please, God, please.

Monday, July 7, 2008

National Public Braff

NPR Correspondent, David Folkenflik. Now that's a Braff-face if ever we've seen one. Thanks to John for submitting this and quite frankly, blowing our minds. Could Satirius Johnson be similarly Braffy? A girl can dream...

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Letter from the Editors: BRAFF OFF

The truth is, the Editorial Board doesn't always agree on who's Braffy and who's not. We recently came to a split decision (1-1) on the original sexual intellectual, Jeff Goldblum and his resemblance to Zach Braff.

Meredith makes the case :

"While not an obvious resemblance, there is a powerful argument for Goldblum's inclusion on the list. Not only in facial features--particuarly the hair/nose combo--but more importantly, the less tangible qualities. He's funny in a sort of grating way, he has the proven ability to date woman far, far more attractive than he is, and has brooding indie headshots. I strongly urge the readers of menwholooklikezachbraff to vote 'YES' on Proposition Goldblum."

Piper makes the case:
"Sure he's got a quirky sense of humor that translates easily from network sitcom to indie sleeper hit. and he does have the capability of wooing women that are strikingly better looking than him, but when it comes to judging whether someone makes the cut I take a hard-nosed stance.
Bottom line : his face is too skinny. no braff blog of mine will feature man who's face has a width of less than 2 feet. "

readers, we are at a standstill. please help. vote whether goldblum stays or goes in the comments section. only you can decide!

he must get this all the time

For Doug Pitt, it's not easy looking so much like one of the most recognized and sought-after faces of our time.
(thanks to reader kennedy for alerting us)

shia labraff

(thanks to reader georgie. i've always wanted a friend named georgie)

hipster braff

his legs may be more ladylike and his hair maybe be stiffer, but when we look at ryan adams all we see is a big old braff face. are we right or are we right, mandy moore?
(thanks to misty for the brilliant suggestion)

how i met your braff face

every network needs a braff. this is cbs' version. (thanks to reader, paul)

This is the theme to the Braffie show

both Bob G and Whitney recommended Gary Shandling. And the braff editorial board stands behind them

On a braffian journey

Oh Sherrie, you lucky girl you.
Thanks to reader Bob G

real life braff!

reader Kris submitted himself as a braff contender. He's got the whole i just woke up and now i have to contend with quirky characters on my hit show scrubs look going. Thanks Kris!

guess who just won a Braffie award?

John Krasinksi, after being ignored by the braff editorial board for far too long(thanks for the nomination, Meghan)

white castle braff

Kal Penn (thanks b boy)

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

raff braff

extra, extra, read all about it: italian playboy looks just like zach braff!

seriously look

the original braff

john ritter.(is it still too soon?)

bollywood braff

bollywood superstar, shahrukh khan. while he's widely considered india's answer to brad pitt or tom cruise, we know better. consider the evidence: lustrous, buoyant hair; the pleading eyes; and of course, the suggestively askew buttondown. like braff, shahrukh means business when it comes to pleasure.

chef braff

rocco dispirito

evil braff

joe francis

political braff

john edwards

a braff we love

david duchovny

Brat Pack Braff

Judd Nelson

a braff who's aging well

chevy chase

a braff who's not

according to me

90's WB Braff

Roswell's Brendan Fehr

country braff

garth brooks

Everybody Loves Braff

Thank you to a reader who brought our attention to this downright spooky resemblance.

bachelorette who didn't get picked braff

awww, didn't he seem like a nice guy?

dave hill braff

Undeclared Braff

Jay Baruchel. Too easy?

knockoff braff

dax shephard

doodled braff

one of the most fascinating things about braff face is that while you know it when you see it, one can only really draw it from the side, a conundrum first discovered by ryan green.

is it me or is someone a little braffy?